1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,003 [dramatic music playing] 2 00:00:06,424 --> 00:00:10,052 [high-pitch whine] 3 00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:13,139 [man 1] You're not going anywhere, you're done, you suck. 4 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:16,183 [man 2] You've lost it, you're all talk. 5 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:20,479 You're not who you claim to be, you're boujie. 6 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:24,608 [man 3] Hey! My cousin's a rapper! Can you take a picture with my aunt? 7 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,694 [voices overlapping] 8 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:28,320 [French rap music playing] 9 00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:32,241 ♪ You wanted it, you got it Now live with it ♪ 10 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,659 ♪ You wanted it, you got it ♪ 11 00:00:33,743 --> 00:00:37,204 ♪ You wanted it, you got it Now live with it ♪ 12 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:38,581 ♪ You wanted it, you got it ♪ 13 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:41,041 ♪ The press and the covers People who stop you in the street ♪ 14 00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:42,918 ♪ Disgusting photos Without your knowledge ♪ 15 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:45,379 ♪ The aggresive guy Who takes out his phone and insults you ♪ 16 00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:47,882 ♪ The redneck court Who have no proof and judge you ♪ 17 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,301 ♪ You wanted to be hotshit So don't complain when it burns ♪ 18 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,720 ♪ No more half measures You're either a genious or you suck ♪ 19 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,597 ♪ They give you convictions You've never had ♪ 20 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,057 ♪ If you don't behave how they want They're dissapointed ♪ 21 00:00:57,141 --> 00:01:00,102 ♪ You wanted it, you got it You took a piece of yourself, sold it ♪ 22 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:02,313 ♪ You write So basically you're their whore ♪ 23 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,857 ♪ You stole from your parents For advertising ♪ 24 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,777 ♪ So thet the heating engineer Gives you a discount ♪ 25 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,487 ♪ The hate online, you get used to it ♪ 26 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,739 ♪ From time to time you get one ♪ 27 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,991 ♪ With a layer of truth That sends you over the edge ♪ 28 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,536 ♪ You get depressed and torture yourself You wanted it, you got it ♪ 29 00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,663 ♪ Selfies at the funeral Of your grandfather ♪ 30 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,957 ♪ The "Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt But I do it anyway" ♪ 31 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,418 ♪ The father who takes out his camera ♪ 32 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:26,504 ♪ The buddies who insut him In front of his kids, you temper ♪ 33 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,131 ♪ You wanted it, The AI interpretations ♪ 34 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:31,717 ♪ The weird quotes That you didn't really say ♪ 35 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:34,094 ♪ The "You're gaining weight You're ugly, you don't age well" ♪ 36 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:36,555 ♪ You say it doesn't matter but Facing the mirror, you feel pathetic ♪ 37 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:39,183 ♪ You start mixing up the real you With your image ♪ 38 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,268 ♪ You're handsome on camera You don't like your real face anymore ♪ 39 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:43,604 ♪ You wanted it Those who climb over the fence ♪ 40 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,940 ♪ Ring your doorbell Ask the neighbors if you live there ♪ 41 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,651 ♪ You wanted it, you got it Cameras, flashes ♪ 42 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,903 ♪ Death threats, burglaries ♪ 43 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,447 ♪ The omnipresence of fans Takes a piece of your soul ♪ 44 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:55,616 ♪ People who criticize The body of your wife ♪ 45 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:59,078 ♪ You wanted it, you got it Now live with it ♪ 46 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,454 ♪ You wanted it, you got it ♪ 47 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:04,208 ♪ You wanted it, you got it Now live with it ♪ 48 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,626 ♪ You wanted it, you got it ♪ 49 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,711 [song ends] 50 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,797 [audience cheering] 51 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:19,473 [man] Do you believe in the brain's power of projection? 52 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,517 [woman] What do you mean? 53 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,228 [man] When I was, like, 12 or 13, 54 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,939 before falling asleep, 55 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:31,819 I'd imagine that when I'd wake up, I'd be a great singer. 56 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:36,448 Like, I'd have long hair, I would be on stage. 57 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,245 And what's crazy is, it came true. 58 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:46,750 And what's even crazier... 59 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,087 is I don't care anymore. 60 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,561 So you didn't like tonight? 61 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,479 I did, it was cool. 62 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:09,773 It was incredible, even. 63 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,402 But once it's over, 64 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:21,493 all that's left is responsibilities, hassles, criticism... People. 65 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,708 Do what you did when you were 12. 66 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,587 Project yourself into another dream. 67 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,443 -Ah, there it is. -Yeah. 68 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,528 [lilting music playing] 69 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:11,418 [in Japanese] Excuse me. Where is "Ume Street", please? 70 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:17,883 Oh... Ah, first, turn right past the rice fields, 71 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,803 then take the next left. 72 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:23,263 Go about 800 meters 73 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:27,059 and turn right at the second corner. You’ll see a bridge. 74 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:30,270 -Yes. -Cross it, turn left, 75 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:34,358 and keep going for about two kilometers. You’ll come out onto that road. 76 00:04:37,236 --> 00:04:38,654 Thank you very much. 77 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,450 [Aurélien in French] I didn't understand a word he said. 78 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,202 [Nanako] Take a left after the rice fields. 79 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,956 Don't you want to look at the GPS? 80 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,583 No, I don't want to turn my phone back on. 81 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,421 It's good like this. It's more romantic. 82 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:57,089 We get lost, 83 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,883 we take six hours instead of one. 84 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,510 It's more of an adventure. 85 00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:05,431 [dramatic music playing] 86 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,748 [Nanako] It's crazy that you can buy houses on TikTok. 87 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,417 [Aurélien] I hope it looks the same as in the videos. 88 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,544 Unlike the hot girls of TikTok. 89 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,607 -[Nanako] Do you have the keys? -[Aurélien] You do, no? 90 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,277 Damn, I forgot the keys in Paris. 91 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,904 [Nanako] Wait, I have an idea. 92 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,730 Crazy! 93 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,609 [in Japanese] Hello. 94 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,944 Hello. 95 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,404 -[in French] Are you the new neighbor? -Nice to meet you. 96 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:48,325 -What do you think of the house? -[laughs] It's... 97 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:51,829 What is it? 98 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,459 Oh no, you don't like it. 99 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,880 It's just less exotic for me than for you. 100 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,174 It's like visiting a Norman house. 101 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:06,260 [enchanting music playing] 102 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:20,274 I know you, if you don't say anything, you're not excited. 103 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,733 I think... 104 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:24,111 it's perfect. 105 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,697 I was freaking out. 106 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,202 -I thought we were going back to Paris! -No! 107 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,787 -I'm relieved. -[yells] 108 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,082 Wait. [grunting] 109 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,168 [ominous music plays, then fades] 110 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,545 -You OK? -Yeah. 111 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,180 Is it a well? 112 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,059 It looks really deep. 113 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,232 I didn't hear a splash. 114 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:07,196 [Nanako] We'll cover it before someone falls in. 115 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,739 By "someone", I mean you. 116 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,741 So I fall into wells all the time? 117 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,118 I'll cover it. 118 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,204 [French pop music playing] 119 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:28,091 Look, baby, it's for you. 120 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,510 -What is it? -They're little hearts. 121 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,154 Take a look. 122 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,990 -Your plushie! -Yeah. 123 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,952 He's going to grow with it too. 124 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,037 [music fades] 125 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,750 You know what would make me happy? 126 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,253 Like, now? 127 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,049 -Pregnant and all? -It's OK, it won't hurt. 128 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,260 Yeah. 129 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,345 [Aurélien and Nanako grunting] 130 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,438 -Why are you running away? Stop it. -But I'm scared! 131 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:27,025 It's normal to be afraid, but you still have to fight back. 132 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,200 But I'm afraid I'll hurt you. 133 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,368 You're overthinking. 134 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,746 Timer: two minutes 135 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,039 Last round. 136 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:42,916 I'm carbo... 137 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,334 nara. 138 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,795 You're always up for cultural appropriation, 139 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:49,423 but when you have to be a samurai, not so much. 140 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,050 I don't nag you when you use a fork. 141 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:55,637 If you manage to take me down or touch my face three times, 142 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:58,598 -you can ask me anything you want. -Hot! 143 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:00,726 What if I can't? 144 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:04,104 You turn your phone back on. So, easy? 145 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,230 -Go ahead. -OK. 146 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,608 Of course, you still can't touch my belly! 147 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,694 [lively music playing] 148 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:12,738 [laughs] 149 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:15,657 -That's one hit. -Two more! 150 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,743 [both grunting] 151 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,097 -Don't hurt me! -What? 152 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:40,724 It hurts! 153 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,194 I touched you! 154 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,029 Barely! 155 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,452 You'll see. Sutemi! 156 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,499 Know why your sutemi, your projection, failed? 157 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:09,669 Sutemi means "sacrifice". You must be ready to sacrifice yourself. 158 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,129 I don't give a fuck. 159 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,507 [yelling] 160 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,592 -[music fades] -[crickets chirping] 161 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,390 That's a side kick. 162 00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:25,143 [Nanako] It felt more like an ax kick. 163 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,521 Do you think he does taekwondo? 164 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,648 I hope not. 165 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,900 Why not? Taekwondo's cool. 166 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,735 I didn't say it wasn't. 167 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,987 I'd just rather he'll do something else. 168 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,823 Something else, like... 169 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:41,159 Not following his mom in her path of fighting? 170 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:45,497 No, but if he wants to fight, he has got to hit for real. 171 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:49,084 As long as he doesn't rap, everything is fine by me. 172 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,586 Imagine he raps and sucks at it. 173 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,465 -The anguish. -[laughs] Oh no! 174 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,092 Imagine if he does slam poetry. 175 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,428 I think you offended him. 176 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:05,142 Little baby, don't be offended, you can do whatever you want in life. 177 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,813 [tender music playing] 178 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,320 I've never been happier, I think. 179 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,781 I love you. 180 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,492 I love you too, my little babies. 181 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:27,414 -I'm beat, I'm going to bed. -Yeah. 182 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,959 Enjoy, because after, you'll never sleep again. 183 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,503 -So true! Ah! -[chuckles] 184 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,797 -Good night. -Good night. 185 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:37,507 -I'll stay here. -OK. 186 00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,093 And don't forget to turn your phone back on. 187 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,560 [gentle pop music playing over stereo] 188 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:01,281 [cell phone buzzing and chiming] 189 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:17,881 -[thuds] -[yells] 190 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,011 Crap. 191 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,729 [cell phone ringing] 192 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,046 [ominous music playing] 193 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:42,757 [grunting] 194 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,811 [ominous music continues] 195 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,346 [ominous music intensifies] 196 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,400 [yells] 197 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,196 [coughing] 198 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,491 [groaning] 199 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:46,381 [demonic voice] Dumbass. 200 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,551 Fuck around and find out. 201 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:55,056 Why are you so stupid? Now you've hit rock bottom. 202 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,850 Say hello to the mayor. 203 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,059 She better not drink! 204 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,646 You've forgotten your old friends! 205 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,482 [demonic voice] You had it coming. 206 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,234 He's so bad it hurts! 207 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,529 You're coming to the afterparty? 208 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,448 [demonic voice] What are you doing? 209 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,616 When will we do our feat? You scared? 210 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:18,663 [demonic voice] You see, it's your fault. What a moron. You're ridiculous. 211 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,749 [eerie music playing] 212 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:30,925 [Aurélien] Honey? 213 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,220 Honey? 214 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,098 -[Nanako] Where are you? -[Aurélien] Here. 215 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,517 In the well. 216 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,688 -Are you stupid? -Well, thanks. 217 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:46,816 Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Are you alright? 218 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,860 [Aurélien] I'm not in pain, but I'm stuck. 219 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,864 -I think I slept here. -One sec. 220 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,325 Are you ready? 221 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,827 [lively music playing] 222 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:58,828 All good! 223 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,914 [tires screeching] 224 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:05,043 Pull, it's working! It's working. Keep going! 225 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,420 It's all good. 226 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:11,841 Not good. 227 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,719 [Nanako] Cool! It must be really old. 228 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,306 Old as in vintage? Or as in medieval Japan? 229 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,350 I don't know. I suck at flea markets. 230 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,228 -Do you think it's real? -A real what? 231 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,523 A real suit of armor. Authentic stuff. 232 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,984 Maybe the former homeowner is a fan of cosplay 233 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,196 and I'm an obscure character from Final Fantasy IV. 234 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,825 Why not have breakfast and a shower first? 235 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,246 -Why shower? -You smell like the well. 236 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,923 [sighs] 237 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,721 [grunting] 238 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,807 [ominous pensive music playing] 239 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,860 [groans] 240 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,864 [quirky music playing on TV] 241 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,950 [footsteps thudding] 242 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,035 [cell phone ringing] 243 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,301 DAD 244 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,555 -Hello? -You didn't answer 245 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,849 -about Pont-l'Évêque. -Pont l'Évêque... 246 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,684 -The city or the cheese? -City! 247 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,061 The festival we talked about. 248 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,772 Right, the Rap and Cheese Festival? 249 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,357 Could you come and sign autographs? 250 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:55,111 But, you know, mayoral and political stuff, 251 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,822 and Rap and Cheese stuff, it doesn't... 252 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,117 It would help me. 253 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,578 Well, I'll let you know. 254 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,496 -We're on vacation. -OK. 255 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,373 -Your mom wants to talk. -Yes. 256 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,917 -Hello, Mom. -About Nanako, 257 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,252 she still doesn't want an epidural? 258 00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:15,131 Uh, no, I don't think so, no. 259 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,841 She doesn't understand. 260 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,552 -You have to tell her to call me. -Yeah, maybe she will. 261 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,806 I don't think she needs... Maybe she won't call you, but... 262 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,434 She doesn't need your opinion 263 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,978 on the subject, but... 264 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,689 If it were my labor, I would call you. 265 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,483 -We've made progress. -Yeah. 266 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:38,112 -What's the point of hurting? -Actually, my phone's battery is low... 267 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,492 You'll have to tell them we live here. 268 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,878 -[thuds] -[sighs] 269 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,548 I can't get the armor off. 270 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,804 -What do you mean? -I can't get it off, I'm stuck. 271 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,263 How so? 272 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,523 Don't bother, I tried. It doesn't work. 273 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,651 I don't know how it stays on. 274 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,613 How did you put it on? 275 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,742 I put things on my arms, 276 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,829 and it stood on its own, as if they were magnets 277 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,039 and I was a refrigerator. 278 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,249 Yes. 279 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,044 [lively music playing] 280 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,798 [Nanako grunting] 281 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:45,722 Maybe I'm just bloated, I need anti-inflammatories. 282 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,975 -You think I'm bloated? -[ringing] 283 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,685 It's like glued to your skin. 284 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,740 Aurélien, ready? 285 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,718 FUMIKO MATSUDA - Obstetrician 286 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,053 [woman] There... 287 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,431 And there you go. 288 00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:43,071 Have you started thinking about the playlist? 289 00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:44,489 The playlist? 290 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:47,867 -Yes, for childbirth. -You'll see, giving birth is long. 291 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:50,078 It can be a good way to help the mom. 292 00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:51,913 Is everything normal for you? 293 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:55,041 So far, nothing to report. Everything is fine. 294 00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:01,714 In my case, my son is born during Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You". 295 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,801 -[both laugh] -[anxious music swells] 296 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,011 [music fades] 297 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,972 Did it impact his hair color? 298 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,809 [sarcastically] Ha-ha-ha. We only have one hair color here. 299 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:15,812 You can get dressed now. 300 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,063 OK, thanks. 301 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:23,027 -Sorry, I forgot to weigh you! -Ah. [speaks in Japanese] 302 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,113 I'm sorry, this way please. 303 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:38,000 [ominous pensive music playing] 304 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,854 [in French] As soon as I'm away, dads always try to ultrasound themselves. 305 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,607 Because he can't wait for skin-to-skin contact. 306 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:04,777 Skin-to-skin is very important during the first few months. 307 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:08,573 It creates a connection between you and the child 308 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,492 and secretes oxytocin for both of you. 309 00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:14,537 -What is oxytocin? -The love hormone, I think. 310 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,581 Right, it's a hormone, 311 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,332 secreted by the brain, 312 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:21,544 that relaxes, reduces stress. 313 00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:25,381 It is also the hormone which helps women give birth. 314 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,633 It reduces the sensation of pain. 315 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:30,094 -It comes from the brain. -Yeah. 316 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,265 -Brains are crazy. -[Nanako chuckles] 317 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,437 [footsteps thudding] 318 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,027 [thuds] 319 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:49,322 I know you're judging me. 320 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,907 I'm not. 321 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,163 You're no longer a judge? 322 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:19,644 [eerie music playing] 323 00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:46,754 [dramatic sting plays] 324 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:47,880 [gasps] 325 00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:55,179 Honey. Honey, wake up. 326 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:56,264 [Nanako moans softly] 327 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,307 Honey, wake up. 328 00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,225 [Nanako groans] 329 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,810 There's an intruder. 330 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:04,188 An intruder? 331 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:09,443 There's a human or an animal. Or a little monkey. 332 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,282 [clattering] 333 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:17,368 [suspenseful music playing] 334 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:46,981 [creature chittering] 335 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,542 [haunting voice] Here! 336 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,898 It's not a Japanese animal, right? 337 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,108 I don't know, it looks like a human. 338 00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:34,612 Are you a Japanese animal? 339 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,615 You look like a dumbass. 340 00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:40,993 Stuck in your disguise, 341 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:43,954 hiding behind your bitch. 342 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:48,751 [both scream] 343 00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:51,837 [intense music playing] 344 00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:59,762 There's no steering wheel! 345 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:01,305 [engine revs] 346 00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:05,684 The house is haunted! 347 00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:09,021 Fuck, ghosts do exist. 348 00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:12,775 Wait, that means the devil exists! And so does God! 349 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,860 We gotta convert! 350 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,988 -[yells] -[tires screech] 351 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:23,494 -[roars] -[both scream] 352 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,580 The outside is haunted too! 353 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,335 Son of a bitch! [yelling] 354 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,391 [intense music continues] 355 00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,946 [gasping] 356 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,211 Fuck, he sticks! 357 00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:16,255 [yells] 358 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:18,883 Get up, quick! 359 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,807 I can't run fast with the armor on. 360 00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:30,227 So disappointing. 361 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:38,068 You're ridiculous. 362 00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,615 I'm stuck! 363 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,408 Honey, I'm stuck! 364 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,831 [music fades] 365 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,842 He kind of looks like your dad. 366 00:30:12,895 --> 00:30:14,396 You abandoned me earlier. 367 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:20,569 You got out of the car. 368 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:23,572 Oh, that... 369 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,160 Because I was trying to bait him. 370 00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:31,872 Anyway, you're stronger than me. 371 00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:37,086 Shouldn't we call the police or the army? 372 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:42,633 When I was little, a lady in my neighborhood ran a wagashi. 373 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,718 What's a wagashi? 374 00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:46,679 It's a kind of bakery. 375 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:49,848 They make mochi, daifuku, and so on. 376 00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:53,811 She was also a bit mystical. 377 00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:58,774 People came to see her to exorcise them. 378 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:02,611 Oh yeah, a magic baker. 379 00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:04,154 Hurry up! 380 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:09,410 Once, I was alone in the store, and I heard noises from the back room. 381 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:14,498 So I come closer, and I see a guy. 382 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:17,084 He had no face. 383 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:20,170 I freaked out. I took off running. 384 00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:22,923 [eerie pensive music playing] 385 00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:24,008 And then? 386 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:26,510 What? That's it. 387 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:28,012 [music fades] 388 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,096 Ah, OK. 389 00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,183 I thought something super creepy would happen. 390 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:36,228 The guy had no face, that's really scary! 391 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:40,858 Remember how you reacted last night? 392 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,528 [gasping] 393 00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:47,448 [woman over PA] Next stop: Osaka. 394 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:51,535 [driving rap music playing] 395 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,006 We're good to go. 396 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:11,680 -[crowd chattering indistinctly] -[ads playing indistinctly over speakers] 397 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:20,689 Aurélien... 398 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,780 DADS CAN BE PREGNANT TOO 399 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,086 Come on, hurry up! 400 00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,144 It's crazy. I remember it being so much bigger. 401 00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:01,146 -Crazy. -[Aurélien] Yeah. 402 00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:02,940 That's not the craziest recent event. 403 00:33:05,526 --> 00:33:07,277 The sign was a pink neon. 404 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,947 What is it, an erotic bakery? 405 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:12,533 It's not a bakery, it's a wagashi! 406 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,118 This place is a labyrinth. 407 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:23,585 Don't you think we should go to the police? 408 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,171 If your foot hurts, you don't go to the dentist. 409 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,636 She must be like 1,000 years old. 410 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:37,099 -[in Japanese] Good morning. -Good morning. 411 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,101 We open in the afternoon. 412 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:42,855 No, we're like to see Akiko. Is she here? 413 00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,898 It's quite urgent. 414 00:33:57,411 --> 00:34:01,123 -Your name? -Please tell her it's Nanako Kasajima. 415 00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,305 -[man] Grandma. -[grandma] Yes. 416 00:34:17,306 --> 00:34:19,808 -Hello. -[man] A customer. 417 00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:20,934 [grandma] What? 418 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,481 Oh, ho, ho. 419 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,691 Nanako Kasajima is here. 420 00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:29,485 Nanako? 421 00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:34,114 Ah, Little Nanako! 422 00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:36,784 -Do you remember me? -[grandma] Of course I remember you! 423 00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:38,535 Wow! 424 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:41,288 I remember! 425 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:45,083 You were always causing trouble. 426 00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:48,670 Your Japanese hasn’t improved a bit! 427 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:50,881 [in French] What's she saying? 428 00:34:50,964 --> 00:34:54,301 -Usual greetings. -[in Japanese] You brought a foreigner? 429 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,929 -Oh, he's my husband. -Your husband! Bonjour! 430 00:34:59,348 --> 00:35:00,641 Go ahead, show it. 431 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:03,352 [in French] Show her. 432 00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:17,908 [in Japanese] You’ve brought yet another troublesome one. 433 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,368 Follow me. 434 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:22,746 [in French] What did she say? 435 00:35:33,257 --> 00:35:34,716 [in Japanese] Take it all off! 436 00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:36,260 [in French] Take everything off. 437 00:35:36,385 --> 00:35:37,761 [in Japanese] Everything? 438 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,641 -[Aurélien] Even the pants? -[in Japanese] Sit right here! 439 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:45,686 [mystical music playing] 440 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,771 [grandma breathing heavily] 441 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,612 [grandma] Oni... 442 00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:04,830 Rokurokubi... 443 00:36:06,707 --> 00:36:09,918 -[in French] Is your bakery safe? -[in Japanese] Shut the fuck up! 444 00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:13,171 Izanagi. 445 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,885 Izanami. 446 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,392 -Shiraga! -Shiraga? 447 00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:28,437 What is "Shiraga"? 448 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,440 [music turns ominous] 449 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:35,485 [man] Japan, our great country, 450 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:39,698 is rich with fascinating legends and myths throughout the nation. 451 00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:45,078 Noble stories are told proudly among the people, 452 00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:47,539 and many are revered as sacred, 453 00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:50,375 taking their place at the very heart of the nation’s culture. 454 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:52,044 [in French] What's he saying? 455 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:56,214 There are plenty of legends in Japan. 456 00:36:56,298 --> 00:37:00,177 [in Japanese] Meanwhile, perilous legends revealing the source of calamity 457 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:03,513 were passed down orally among a select few, 458 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:08,018 carefully allowed to fade from the wider public’s memory. 459 00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:11,229 Who is Shiraga? 460 00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:15,776 [in French] Shiraga is a little-known legend. A bit niche. 461 00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:18,695 He said more stuff... 462 00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:22,199 [in Japanese] In 17th-century Japan, during the Edo period, 463 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:27,829 Shiraga was a humble craftsman 464 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:31,291 living with his wife and child, 465 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:36,129 who lost one eye in a war he was unprepared for. 466 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:39,466 However, the fierce jealousy and lingering resentment of a decayed revenant 467 00:37:40,801 --> 00:37:43,929 clung to that eye as a curse, turning it into a thing that took its place. 468 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:51,269 From that day on, 469 00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:53,981 the world Shiraga saw was wrapped in a malevolent haze. 470 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:57,693 Whenever someone smiled, it looked to him like the threatening glare of a thief. 471 00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:01,613 A stranger visiting the village could only be a brigand. 472 00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:04,366 A cousin who was talking to his wife was plotting behind his back. 473 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:09,454 To the point of paranoia, he couldn't sleep a wink. 474 00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:16,503 Weary and tormented by his suffering, Shiraga wandered through the forest, 475 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:20,215 and one day, deep within its heart, he happened upon a Jinmenju. 476 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:26,930 As he gazed at the tree’s bark through his cursed eye, 477 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,184 a flash of light shot forth, and the gods of nation-creation, 478 00:38:31,268 --> 00:38:33,311 Izanami and Izanagi, stood before him. 479 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:40,444 Then the two gods granted Shiraga a full set of armor. 480 00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:44,031 "Will wearing this let me break the curse?" 481 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:48,994 Shiraga quickly donned the armor and returned to his waiting family. 482 00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:54,291 -[bell tolls] -[ominous music playing] 483 00:38:54,708 --> 00:39:00,547 At night, Shiraga awakened to the sound of a mouse. 484 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:04,843 In the darkness, stagnant eyes and fangs writhed and drifted, 485 00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:07,095 as if hovering in a smoky haze. 486 00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:11,767 What Shiraga saw 487 00:39:12,768 --> 00:39:15,145 was clearly something not of this world. 488 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,149 And so began real hell, 489 00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:23,070 a night of unending chaos, drenched in terror and screams. 490 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:27,824 Every night, Shiraga was bitten, slashed, beaten, and burned. 491 00:39:27,908 --> 00:39:30,911 Night after night, swarms of yokai rained down upon him. 492 00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:34,289 The yokai were drawn to the armor like iron to a magnet, 493 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:37,959 but Shiraga’s body was trapped inside the armor, unable to break free. 494 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:41,171 The yokai that appeared each night 495 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:45,300 grew in number day by day. 496 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:49,971 An unending, hopeless despair. 497 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:52,891 His wife fled, 498 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,769 and his child died. 499 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:04,319 Alone, Shiraga ran every night, 500 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,489 but utterly exhausted, 501 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:13,453 he finally stopped and threw his life before 100 yokai. 502 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:18,458 Delighted, 503 00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:21,378 the yokai dismembered Shiraga 504 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:25,257 and hurled his body into a well. 505 00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:33,473 You’re in deep shit. 506 00:40:33,557 --> 00:40:36,184 No matter where you go, 507 00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:38,270 no matter where you are, 508 00:40:39,271 --> 00:40:41,439 they’ll always find you. 509 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,695 Go now! Get as far away as you can! Out! 510 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,407 [in French] They gave a five-minute speech and you didn't understand? 511 00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:52,367 I did. Basically, your armor is cursed, 512 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,035 the yokai will attack us every night. 513 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,120 Every night? 514 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,832 -"Every night" how? -Come on, let's go. 515 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,085 [dramatic music playing] 516 00:41:02,169 --> 00:41:05,797 -[Aurélien] When does night come? -[Nanako] At 6:24. 517 00:41:06,423 --> 00:41:07,966 [Aurélien] I'm scared. 518 00:41:20,604 --> 00:41:22,606 [music fades] 519 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,566 Why did you buy this? 520 00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:27,569 I can't help buy the stuff near the cash register. 521 00:41:28,737 --> 00:41:30,280 It could be useful, though. 522 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:41,291 So we're really getting ready to fight demons? 523 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,215 You need to get a room, like in a hotel, an inn... 524 00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:50,967 -What? -I have to face them alone. 525 00:41:51,468 --> 00:41:54,262 -It's too dangerous. -Are you serious? 526 00:41:54,346 --> 00:41:57,140 No, no way. You would die. 527 00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:58,767 I know how to fight. 528 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:01,853 You started martial arts at 32, I'm not leaving you alone! 529 00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:04,898 -What about the baby? -We have to stay together. 530 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:07,234 We said we'd face hardships together. 531 00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:10,070 And objectively, you suck at fighting. 532 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:12,072 I understood that part. 533 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,992 [ominous music playing] 534 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:23,250 -What are you doing? -I'm warming up. 535 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,336 Imagine, the yokai comes and we get a muscle strain. 536 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:56,700 -Maybe your baker was talking nonsense. -Stay focused. 537 00:42:58,368 --> 00:43:00,370 [yokai belches] 538 00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:02,664 You're such an asshole. 539 00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,749 [yokai laughing] 540 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:14,175 -Great, no more weapons. -[yells] 541 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:17,262 [intense music playing] 542 00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:22,309 What's up? You used to like booze. 543 00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:35,864 -[yells] -[grunts] 544 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,788 [yelling] 545 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:53,965 -[music fades] -[Aurélien and Nanako coughing] 546 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:56,217 Put this on. 547 00:43:57,344 --> 00:43:59,095 I'll open the windows. 548 00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:02,349 [suspenseful music playing] 549 00:44:12,525 --> 00:44:13,777 Honey, you far? 550 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:15,862 Fuck. 551 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:18,948 [dramatic music playing] 552 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:28,666 Oh no! 553 00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:34,130 [Nanako] Wake up! 554 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:39,803 [music fades] 555 00:44:43,723 --> 00:44:45,517 [both sigh] 556 00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:50,730 -Ouch. -I'm sorry. 557 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:54,067 There's a lot. 558 00:44:57,529 --> 00:45:00,281 I don't know if I'm in pain or afraid the most. 559 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:04,452 [both gasp] 560 00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,124 Fuck, he's still here. 561 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,134 [Aurélien groaning] 562 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:37,735 [intense music playing] 563 00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:39,279 Behind you! 564 00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:41,322 [Aurélien and Nanako grunting] 565 00:45:43,825 --> 00:45:45,285 Protect yourself! 566 00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:48,663 You wanted it, you got it. 567 00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:57,881 [Nanako] He doesn't like water! 568 00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:06,014 [sound pulsing] 569 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:25,158 [roaring] 570 00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:42,342 [pulsing stops] 571 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,802 [both gasping] 572 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,306 [drain gurgling] 573 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:19,546 -I don't know how you manage to eat. -I'm so hungry. 574 00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:23,883 [yokai whispers] Aurélien... 575 00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:27,595 Aurélien... 576 00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:30,014 [ominous music playing] 577 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:53,246 Who's that bitch? 578 00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:54,289 [stations changing] 579 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:55,873 [pop music playing over radio] 580 00:48:31,576 --> 00:48:34,579 [eerie music playing] 581 00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,077 Maybe she only wants to lick me. 582 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:15,912 [shrieks] 583 00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:17,497 [intense music playing] 584 00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:37,225 [music stops] 585 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,529 We have to stay awake. 586 00:49:58,371 --> 00:50:01,249 I'm craving a vodka-Red Bull. 587 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,167 [poignant music playing] 588 00:50:03,251 --> 00:50:06,754 -Well, anything with alcohol. -Same. 589 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:09,674 I really want a smoke. 590 00:50:13,803 --> 00:50:17,557 Even if you stop drinking, it never really goes away. 591 00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:22,186 It reminds me when we'd come home from a party. 592 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:25,022 We'd fall asleep together... 593 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:27,400 -Beat. -[chuckles] 594 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:34,949 [birds singing and chirping] 595 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,343 I think they've left. 596 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:56,929 [yells] 597 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:03,102 Let's go. Don't move. 598 00:51:03,186 --> 00:51:04,896 [saw whirring] 599 00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:11,110 Does it do anything? 600 00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:12,695 I don't know. 601 00:51:17,492 --> 00:51:18,493 [sighs] 602 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,078 I don't get it, not even a scratch. 603 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:25,541 -Nothing. -It's magic. 604 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:30,338 To remove it, you need a password, an incantation, something. 605 00:51:31,798 --> 00:51:34,634 -Like a ritual or a sacrifice? -Yeah. 606 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:38,054 Like you repeat three times the same word at midnight, 607 00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:40,765 in front of a frog, and it disappears. 608 00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:43,518 -How do you say "armor" in Japanese? -Yoroï. 609 00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:46,145 Yoroï, yoroï, yoroï. 610 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:48,856 -I didn't believe it. -Yeah, right. 611 00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:51,150 DETERGENT 612 00:51:51,234 --> 00:51:54,237 [whimsical music playing] 613 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:03,663 -Do you find stuff? -[music fades] 614 00:52:04,372 --> 00:52:07,834 Yeah, I found the girl from yesterday. 615 00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:10,670 It is one of the most famous yokai in Japanese folklore. 616 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:13,297 She seemed familiar to me. 617 00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:15,299 What's more, you have it on your left leg. 618 00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:17,552 Seriously? 619 00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,054 Are the others on the armor too? 620 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,306 Not really and I can't find anything about them. 621 00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:26,602 Neither on the smoker, nor on the one who ended up in the bath, 622 00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:28,646 nor on the one who looks like your dad. 623 00:52:30,690 --> 00:52:33,150 In any case, the old woman didn't just talk rubbish. 624 00:52:33,234 --> 00:52:36,070 She didn't tell us how to remove the armor. 625 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:42,493 I can't believe we're doing this every night. 626 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:47,456 And I can't believe yokai attack us but we're still shopping. 627 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:49,959 We need to find a solution. 628 00:52:54,881 --> 00:52:57,008 [sound distorts] 629 00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,014 FRENCH GENERAL ELECTION 630 00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:05,057 [reporter in Japanese] National Rally, 631 00:53:05,141 --> 00:53:07,643 which came first in the opening round of voting, 632 00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,687 has slipped to third place. 633 00:53:09,770 --> 00:53:11,606 Ahead of the Paris Olympics... 634 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:18,404 You alright? 635 00:53:19,488 --> 00:53:20,364 Look, yokai. 636 00:53:27,288 --> 00:53:30,458 It gets dark too early here, we can't do anything all day. 637 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:33,044 If we stopped getting up at 2pm... 638 00:53:33,127 --> 00:53:36,547 -Is it yo-yo time? -I think, soon. 639 00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:38,507 Soon, soon? 640 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:44,430 It's still scary. 641 00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:46,098 -[thudding] -[intense music playing] 642 00:53:50,353 --> 00:53:51,228 Asshole. 643 00:53:51,312 --> 00:53:53,689 You act like an anarchist, but you're a capitalist. 644 00:53:53,773 --> 00:53:56,776 Islamo-leftist, with your shitty music 645 00:53:56,859 --> 00:53:59,946 which only serves to spread false propaganda. 646 00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:01,447 Even though you like money too. 647 00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:05,284 You defend your country but you go to a far-right country! 648 00:54:05,368 --> 00:54:09,580 And what color will your son be? Will he have slant eyes? 649 00:54:09,664 --> 00:54:11,082 What a joke... 650 00:54:11,165 --> 00:54:12,416 -[Nanako yells] -[grunts] 651 00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:16,170 -[yokai groans] -[body thuds] 652 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:20,508 HORRIBLE HUMANOID IN A SUIT FUTURE OF FRANCE 653 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:23,177 They seem linked to you. 654 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:26,263 -[lively music playing] -[Aurélien groans] 655 00:54:26,722 --> 00:54:27,890 Yes, of course. 656 00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:29,684 France. 657 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:33,104 This one looks like your dad, your mom, and your brother. 658 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:39,110 You're making it up. He doesn't look like them. 659 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,404 He's here? We cut his head off! 660 00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:45,199 He's the spitting image of your dad. 661 00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:49,578 You think so? Are we that ugly in Normandy? 662 00:54:49,662 --> 00:54:53,874 -[Nanako] He looks just like your mother! -[Aurélien] Because he's clingy? 663 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:55,960 Yes, like your brother! 664 00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:00,214 [Aurélien] They're not all linked to me. 665 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,841 You're such an asshole. 666 00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:03,843 The weird alien has nothing to do with me. 667 00:55:04,010 --> 00:55:05,136 You're a piece of shit. 668 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:09,557 [Aurélien] Some are based on mythology. Some don't make sense. 669 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,142 REALLY ANNOYING PURPLE YOKAI 670 00:55:15,604 --> 00:55:18,274 For the chicks, I don't see the link. 671 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:19,984 You look at chicks on Instagram. 672 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:22,486 [lively music continues] 673 00:55:22,570 --> 00:55:24,822 I don't watch chicks like that. 674 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,992 You do, the fitness girls and everything. 675 00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:30,327 I don't look, I want to learn exercises. 676 00:55:32,455 --> 00:55:34,749 They're hot because their exercises are good. 677 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,709 -Sure. -[whimpering] 678 00:55:39,128 --> 00:55:43,257 Anyway, you know my only type of girl is you. 679 00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:45,926 [sound pulsing] 680 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:52,850 No way out. We'll have to pulverize them every night. 681 00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,727 [lively music continues] 682 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,405 Toxic: alcohol/cigarettes 683 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,335 PRESS/PAPARAZZI SOCIAL MEDIA 684 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:26,175 Sunset: 6pm Sunrise: 5am 685 00:56:34,266 --> 00:56:35,768 You're still here! 686 00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:44,944 RAP GAME 687 00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:48,072 You're so bad. 688 00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:51,742 So bad it hurts. 689 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,162 A MOTHER-TO-BE'S SURVIVAL MANUAL 690 00:56:55,246 --> 00:56:57,414 -[yokai growls] -[clattering] 691 00:57:03,295 --> 00:57:05,297 -[music fades] -The only thing I'm sure of 692 00:57:05,381 --> 00:57:07,216 is that you can't draw. 693 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:10,761 You're not laughing? 694 00:57:11,762 --> 00:57:12,847 Huh? 695 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:15,099 -Are you sulking? -No. 696 00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:17,309 If you say you don't sulk, you do. 697 00:57:17,685 --> 00:57:20,104 I've had enough of your Pokémon-hunting. 698 00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:23,232 I saw myself more as a Knight of the Zodiac. 699 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:24,567 See, you love it. 700 00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:26,235 See, you're sulking. 701 00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:36,370 KYOKO TAKEDA WELCOME YOKAI! BOOK SIGNING 702 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,290 [in Japanese] Kyoko lives in the yokai world. 703 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:43,043 Yokai pop up wherever she goes. 704 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:45,004 When she goes to school... 705 00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:48,382 [children] Rustle... Rustle... Rustle... 706 00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:54,180 Even at the park... whoooosh! 707 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:57,850 -[in French] Remind me why we're here. -[Kyoko] At the hairdresser's too! 708 00:57:57,933 --> 00:58:00,394 She's a yokai specialist, it's about philosophy. 709 00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:03,480 [in Japanese] Snip, snip, snip! 710 00:58:03,564 --> 00:58:06,233 -[in French] It's for babies. -[Nanako] Listen. 711 00:58:06,317 --> 00:58:09,528 [Kyoko in Japanese] So Yoko spent all her time in her room. 712 00:58:09,612 --> 00:58:13,699 A yokai came out of the closet 713 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:15,826 and came to Yoko. 714 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:17,453 But then... 715 00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:24,877 The yokai stepped on a marble and went tumble-tumble! Bang! Crash! 716 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:30,591 The yokai started crying out loud. 717 00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:34,261 At that moment, Yoko 718 00:58:34,345 --> 00:58:37,765 didn’t think of them as yokai. 719 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,809 [pensive music playing] 720 00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:46,649 -Congratulations. -Thank you very much. 721 00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:50,069 I'm a huge fan. Could I get your autograph? 722 00:58:51,070 --> 00:58:52,738 Oh, is that cosplay? 723 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:54,865 -Or a new fashion? -Yes. 724 00:58:54,949 --> 00:59:00,454 I’m sorry. He barely speaks any Japanese. Actually, he doesn’t speak it at all. 725 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,414 A little. A little Japanese. 726 00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:04,541 [in English] We can speak English. 727 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,795 Do you think it's real? 728 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,589 -The yokai? -What do you mean by real? 729 00:59:11,674 --> 00:59:13,717 We mean like real. 730 00:59:13,801 --> 00:59:16,220 Like really, really, really real. 731 00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:18,389 Well, it depends. 732 00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:21,475 I mean, did Moses really part the Red Sea? 733 00:59:22,351 --> 00:59:24,353 I like to see them as metaphors. 734 00:59:24,436 --> 00:59:28,816 Yokai are usually a sign that there is something to be afraid of. 735 00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,776 They're here to warn you, 736 00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:33,404 to teach you something, or to protect you somehow. 737 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:36,323 Like the kappa, for example. 738 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:41,287 Kappa drowns children and eats their little testicles. 739 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:45,249 But they were invented to keep children away from ponds. 740 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,835 That's kind of what I do. 741 00:59:48,627 --> 00:59:51,964 Turn the scary part of the yokai into something positive. 742 00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:57,094 For example, what would you do if you met a kappa? 743 00:59:58,012 --> 01:00:00,973 Well, maybe I'd run. 744 01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:03,350 Or maybe... 745 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:08,355 Maybe I could keep the distance with a few jabs, maybe. 746 01:00:08,439 --> 01:00:10,190 Fake a right hook, 747 01:00:10,274 --> 01:00:13,610 surprise him with a heavy low kick and break its little turtle leg. 748 01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:16,780 Then I could like tackle, take him down, 749 01:00:16,864 --> 01:00:20,951 like ground and pound its ugly green face until it mixes the ground. 750 01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:26,332 That rather brutal method may work if you know how to fight. 751 01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:30,878 But if you meet a kappa, you just simply bow and say hello to him. 752 01:00:31,754 --> 01:00:35,132 Since he's very polite, he will bow back in return. 753 01:00:35,215 --> 01:00:37,051 And when he does, 754 01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:42,598 the water in his little head will pour out 755 01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:44,475 and he'll fall asleep. 756 01:00:45,768 --> 01:00:46,769 Mm. 757 01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:49,563 [crickets chirping] 758 01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:58,614 [in French] I'm not sure whether Takeda said interesting stuff 759 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:01,158 or recited nothing but platitudes. 760 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:03,869 -Could suit the playlist. -Which playlist? 761 01:01:05,037 --> 01:01:07,873 -For childbirth. -Is that a real thing? 762 01:01:08,749 --> 01:01:11,043 It's nice to have a soundtrack when giving life. 763 01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:15,798 Yeah, or we can bring in a DJ. Maybe I should call Snake or Guetta, 764 01:01:15,881 --> 01:01:19,551 -organize a Boiler Room. -Now you're annoying. 765 01:01:19,635 --> 01:01:21,428 I'm kidding, don't get upset. 766 01:01:21,512 --> 01:01:24,431 You're cynical, you don't seem to give a fuck. 767 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,017 But I'm kidding, really. 768 01:01:27,101 --> 01:01:31,563 You mock the playlist, you say Takeda wasn't interesting. 769 01:01:31,647 --> 01:01:33,649 How will we raise him? 770 01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:37,194 We're not ready for childbirth or the baby's arrival. 771 01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:39,071 No first name. 772 01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:42,241 We were supposed to come here and prepare for the baby. 773 01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:45,953 But it's worse than in France! You don't even tell people we live here. 774 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:49,081 Thank you for listing everything I do wrong. 775 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:52,251 I'm trying to survive, monsters attack me every night. 776 01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:54,294 It was because of work, now it's yokai? 777 01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:57,047 Always a reason for everything to revolve around you. 778 01:01:57,131 --> 01:01:59,800 Yes, it does. What do you want me to say? 779 01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:03,512 That you think about our child, about what I'm going through. 780 01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:07,099 Learn about childbirth. Tell me you're thinking of a name, 781 01:02:07,182 --> 01:02:11,311 and if monsters attack you forever, you'd find time to take care of our child! 782 01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:16,400 Instead of "That sucks... David Guetta when you give birth." 783 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:20,195 Of course I'm thinking of you and I'm sick of what's going on. 784 01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:24,700 Of course I'd like to have a name for the baby. And I'll be here. 785 01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:28,203 I thought you already knew that. 786 01:02:29,037 --> 01:02:31,957 You don't tell me anything. I thought you could take it, 787 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,167 you could handle anything. 788 01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:35,711 -You're stronger than me. -What does that mean? 789 01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:38,881 It's your excuse to let me carry all the weight. 790 01:02:39,673 --> 01:02:41,758 Stop playing the victim! Yes, I'm strong. 791 01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:44,970 But not all the time, nor enough for two, let alone for three! 792 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:52,186 I'm going for a walk. 793 01:02:56,148 --> 01:02:58,525 And if you're wondering, yes I am sulking. 794 01:03:03,739 --> 01:03:04,656 [Aurélien sighs] 795 01:03:18,587 --> 01:03:20,214 -[glass shatters] -[Nanako yelps] 796 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:22,591 [Nanako crying] 797 01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,930 -[breathing heavily] -[tense music playing] 798 01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:28,972 Honey, are you OK? 799 01:03:30,182 --> 01:03:31,058 How are you? 800 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:32,976 -[breathing heavily] -Did you fall? 801 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:38,023 -Are you having contractions? -[screams] 802 01:03:38,106 --> 01:03:40,776 Tell me, should I call the hospital? 803 01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:42,903 What do I do? You want to get in the tub? 804 01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:44,071 In the tub? 805 01:03:44,738 --> 01:03:46,532 Is the baby coming out? 806 01:03:46,615 --> 01:03:49,451 [Nanako screaming] 807 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:55,666 Oh fuck! 808 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:58,001 Help me, tell me what to do. 809 01:03:58,085 --> 01:04:01,046 [in Japanese] You're supposed to help me! 810 01:04:01,213 --> 01:04:04,550 -[in French] I don't understand! -[in Japanese] You're supposed to help me! 811 01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:06,927 [in French] Let's go! 812 01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:08,929 That's good. 813 01:04:10,806 --> 01:04:12,140 That's good. 814 01:04:13,725 --> 01:04:15,143 He's coming. 815 01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,858 -[baby crying] -[enchanting music playing] 816 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,198 [music turns haunting] 817 01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:31,201 [Nanako cackling] 818 01:04:43,255 --> 01:04:44,798 See you soon, Dad. 819 01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:46,508 -[Aurélien yells] -[yells] 820 01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:56,602 Fucking yokai. 821 01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:19,708 [Nanako] Fuck! 822 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:22,753 You could have cleaned it up, you left some everywhere! 823 01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:26,798 [yokai] You want to take off the armor? 824 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:29,843 Follow me. 825 01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:48,570 [pensive music playing] 826 01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,540 [sniffing] 827 01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:07,923 [yokai] You don't have friends either? 828 01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:11,718 Don't kill me, please! 829 01:06:14,221 --> 01:06:15,305 Go away. 830 01:06:15,389 --> 01:06:18,600 I don't have friends. Will you be my friend? 831 01:06:18,684 --> 01:06:19,601 Well, no. 832 01:06:19,685 --> 01:06:21,436 Oh no, I failed again. 833 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:24,231 Why refuse to be my friend? 834 01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:28,110 Because you're a yokai. You're going to attack me. 835 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:29,444 Well, no, actually. 836 01:06:29,528 --> 01:06:30,987 We're not all like that. 837 01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:34,116 Actually, no one will attack you if you're with me. 838 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:35,200 Oh yeah? 839 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:37,035 You're their boss? 840 01:06:37,119 --> 01:06:38,954 No, it's because I stink. 841 01:06:39,955 --> 01:06:41,790 Doesn't it bother you? 842 01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:46,336 It's fine, I used to work in a garbage dump, you get used to it. 843 01:06:46,420 --> 01:06:47,921 Well... 844 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,464 [in English] Goodbye. 845 01:06:49,548 --> 01:06:54,094 [in French] Wait, wait. I know how you can remove the armor. 846 01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:58,849 -You know how to remove it? -Yeah. 847 01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:01,309 Just ask. 848 01:07:02,561 --> 01:07:03,729 How do you remove it? 849 01:07:05,272 --> 01:07:08,900 Don't ask me. Follow me. 850 01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,908 [Aurélien] Has anyone ever told you you look like... 851 01:07:16,992 --> 01:07:19,244 [yokai] An egg? I know. 852 01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:24,708 I like walking with you. 853 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,626 What do you like? 854 01:07:27,544 --> 01:07:29,129 Do you like licking trees? 855 01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:33,759 You wouldn't know why the armor attracts yokai related to me? 856 01:07:33,842 --> 01:07:37,053 It doesn't attract them. It creates them. 857 01:07:37,137 --> 01:07:40,682 -What do you mean? -It uses your negative emotions. 858 01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:44,811 Fear, stress. Hate. 859 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,105 Oh yeah? 860 01:07:49,524 --> 01:07:52,068 It totally makes sense, actually. 861 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:54,362 Here we are. 862 01:07:55,363 --> 01:08:00,327 This is where the creator gods gave the armor to Shiraga. 863 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:03,663 You must make your wish here. 864 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,208 [in English] OK. 865 01:08:11,213 --> 01:08:12,214 [in French] So... 866 01:08:14,633 --> 01:08:15,884 Hello. 867 01:08:19,054 --> 01:08:22,015 Dear Mister Tree. Here we go. 868 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:25,894 I'm stuck in a suit of armor which prevents me from living, 869 01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:28,396 and pretty much busts my balls. 870 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:32,317 So since you're a tree with powers, 871 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,070 would it be possible to take it off, please? 872 01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:37,989 That would be very kind of you. 873 01:08:38,073 --> 01:08:40,992 Even if I don't really believe it. 874 01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:43,954 So yeah. 875 01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:46,414 My dear Mister Conifer, 876 01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:48,834 I send you my best regards. 877 01:08:50,085 --> 01:08:52,712 -Like that? -It's thinking. 878 01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:56,633 -It may take a little while. -Oh yeah, loading time and all. 879 01:09:02,347 --> 01:09:05,475 Tell me. How does it feel to have friends? 880 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:10,355 -I'm sure you have lots of them. -Yeah, I have friends. 881 01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:11,773 A lot, actually. 882 01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:14,651 [poignant music playing] 883 01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:17,237 I have friends I don't see often because of work. 884 01:09:18,321 --> 01:09:20,115 I have friends I work with. 885 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:26,413 I have childhood friends, we don't have much in common anymore. 886 01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:30,333 I have friends from my teens who bring back bad memories. 887 01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:33,587 I have new friends who appear all the time 888 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:35,672 and who, in general, don't stay long. 889 01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:39,885 I have online friends, so they don't count. 890 01:09:41,052 --> 01:09:42,178 I have false friends, 891 01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:46,725 who are waiting for a reason to become enemies. 892 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,562 I've got family. 893 01:09:50,729 --> 01:09:54,357 I don't know if you have a family, but they're friends you didn't choose. 894 01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:59,029 I have family friends, friends' family. 895 01:10:02,324 --> 01:10:05,619 I have so many friends that I often just want to be alone. 896 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:09,831 -[vines twisting] -[music turns enchanting] 897 01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:15,295 Is this normal? 898 01:10:40,070 --> 01:10:42,697 I've got friends, lots of them. 899 01:10:42,781 --> 01:10:45,325 -I have new friends. -Friends from my teens 900 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:48,203 -who'd better die. -They bust my balls! 901 01:10:48,286 --> 01:10:50,330 -Traitors! -Bad memories... 902 01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:53,375 -Make your life miserable. -Family... not chosen. 903 01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:55,710 -Just want to be alone. -Traitors! 904 01:10:55,794 --> 01:10:58,797 You shouldn't have trusted me. 905 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,883 [ominous music playing] 906 01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:14,270 We're going to have a blast, my little apricots. 907 01:11:51,391 --> 01:11:54,394 [gentle music playing] 908 01:11:57,272 --> 01:11:58,815 [man 1] He's waking up. 909 01:12:00,025 --> 01:12:02,110 -[man 2] Are you sure? -Yeah. 910 01:12:05,447 --> 01:12:07,073 You're awake! 911 01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:09,409 My love! 912 01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:14,956 How are you? 913 01:12:15,749 --> 01:12:17,417 How am I? 914 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,294 Good question. 915 01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:25,467 I haven't had a headache so bad since student parties. 916 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:29,429 But at least I'm not dead, so that's cool. 917 01:12:30,055 --> 01:12:31,890 -It's very cool, in fact. -Here. 918 01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:33,475 Gather your strength. 919 01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:37,353 You guys OK? What are you doing here? 920 01:12:37,437 --> 01:12:39,898 It's not OK. We'll explain later. 921 01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:43,610 You can't tell me it's not OK, create suspense like that, 922 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,570 and say, "We'll explain later." 923 01:12:45,653 --> 01:12:48,907 Especially because later, yokai will attack. 924 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:52,494 -By the way, what time is it? -Don't worry, it's 7am. 925 01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:55,705 And last night? 926 01:12:55,789 --> 01:12:58,750 No attack. Like the last ten nights in fact. 927 01:13:00,418 --> 01:13:03,338 -I slept for ten days? -Yes. 928 01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:05,215 -No more attacks? -[Nanako] No. 929 01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:08,009 But I still have the armor. 930 01:13:12,347 --> 01:13:13,348 OK. 931 01:13:15,767 --> 01:13:18,978 Until you tell me what's wrong, what do we do? 932 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:21,022 We're going to get a little morning karaoke? 933 01:13:22,524 --> 01:13:26,194 There's a guy who does ceramics in the village, it's totally your vibe. 934 01:13:29,531 --> 01:13:33,451 Things are bad or bad like when you say, "It's bad" 935 01:13:33,535 --> 01:13:35,161 because a rapper made a lame song? 936 01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:36,830 It's very, very bad. 937 01:13:39,124 --> 01:13:42,168 [in Japanese] I’ll come by another day to check on him. Good bye. 938 01:13:42,252 --> 01:13:43,586 -[Nanako] Thank you. -Thank you. 939 01:13:44,963 --> 01:13:46,339 [in French] Let me explain. 940 01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:50,009 Two weeks ago, I was at home feeding my deer 941 01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:51,636 and Glasses calls me. 942 01:13:51,719 --> 01:13:53,888 -Glasses? -He owns the glasses store 943 01:13:53,972 --> 01:13:55,223 near the Orsay Museum. 944 01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:58,601 Anyway, Glasses tells me, "Your boy is naked in Paris." 945 01:13:58,685 --> 01:14:03,148 I laugh, cause they're all insane in his neighborhood. 946 01:14:03,231 --> 01:14:06,067 Glasses tells me, "A jogger approaches your boy, 947 01:14:06,151 --> 01:14:09,362 like 'Why are you naked? There are people, children, 948 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:12,240 elderly people'. But your boy freaks out." 949 01:14:12,323 --> 01:14:13,449 "He headbutts him." 950 01:14:14,868 --> 01:14:17,370 "He throws him, takes his clothes." 951 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:19,747 "His shoes, his pants, he took everything." 952 01:14:19,831 --> 01:14:23,668 I think he's messing with me. But he's weird on the phone. 953 01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:24,669 Get lost, asshole! 954 01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:29,174 Glasses tells me, "Your boy is weird, as if he were high." 955 01:14:29,257 --> 01:14:31,176 I say, "Who are you talking about?" 956 01:14:31,259 --> 01:14:34,637 I thought he meant one of my mad friends, because all my boys are crazy. 957 01:14:34,721 --> 01:14:35,930 He says, "Your boy." 958 01:14:36,014 --> 01:14:38,308 I'm starting to lose it, 959 01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:40,852 he says, "You know, your guy." I say, "Who?" 960 01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:42,645 "Orelsan." I say, "What?" 961 01:14:42,729 --> 01:14:44,230 -What? -What? 962 01:14:44,314 --> 01:14:47,317 [dramatic music playing] 963 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:56,492 [Ablaye] And my phone starts blowing up. 964 01:14:56,576 --> 01:15:00,747 I get into the car, I drive from Caen to Paris in less than two hours. 965 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:04,083 I speed up. And I get texts, messages... 966 01:15:04,167 --> 01:15:06,628 "Orelsan smashes stores." 967 01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:09,714 "He kicks cyclists, he punches people, 968 01:15:09,797 --> 01:15:12,759 he kicks passers-by on scooters." 969 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:16,012 I kind of liked that. 970 01:15:26,606 --> 01:15:30,068 Anyway, I arrive in Paris. I call you, no answer, as usual. 971 01:15:30,151 --> 01:15:33,363 -I was stuck in a tree. -I call Nanako, no answer. 972 01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:36,241 Skread tells me, "It's the end of his career." 973 01:15:36,324 --> 01:15:38,618 "He screws up 20 years of work." 974 01:15:39,911 --> 01:15:42,288 -It's not me. -For people, it's you. 975 01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:46,626 It's you. Same face, your twin. The same look, the same silhouette. 976 01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:47,752 It's crazy. 977 01:15:47,835 --> 01:15:51,005 That's not all, he has a militia of assholes. 978 01:15:51,089 --> 01:15:54,550 Since he's the boss of assholes, he brought them all together. 979 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:56,803 That's a bunch of assholes. 980 01:15:56,886 --> 01:15:59,597 Every time I walk in Paris, I hate everything. 981 01:15:59,681 --> 01:16:01,975 Look, this is a perfect example, 982 01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:04,936 a son of a bitch average shitty Frenchman. 983 01:16:05,853 --> 01:16:08,189 So I slap them randomly. 984 01:16:08,273 --> 01:16:09,524 For free. 985 01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:11,276 I kind of like it. 986 01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:13,653 [in English] Fashion week. 987 01:16:14,445 --> 01:16:16,739 [in French] I was tired of seeing ugly people like you 988 01:16:16,823 --> 01:16:18,616 so I only hang out with beautiful people. 989 01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:21,452 [laughs] Who want to sleep with me. 990 01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:24,122 You like being on camera? 991 01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:26,082 She's a moron. 992 01:16:26,165 --> 01:16:28,084 Oh fuck... 993 01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,336 -You sons of bitches. -Oh fuck... 994 01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:34,841 -Why do people follow you? -Because they like that I tell the truth. 995 01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,175 "You are scum." 996 01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:37,760 "You have shitty lives." 997 01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:42,140 "You are weak whores. Come on, let's do whatever we want." 998 01:16:42,223 --> 01:16:43,182 "We'll be free." 999 01:16:43,266 --> 01:16:45,935 I'm warning you, I'm not going back to France. 1000 01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:48,062 Are you aware that you're offensive? 1001 01:16:48,146 --> 01:16:51,316 For the past two weeks, we don't recognize our Orelsan. 1002 01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:54,527 Several complaints have been filed against you. What's going on? 1003 01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:57,822 First, there's no more Orelsan. You can call me Orelsama now. 1004 01:16:57,905 --> 01:17:01,492 "Sama" is a mark of respect. It means I'm better than you. 1005 01:17:01,576 --> 01:17:03,119 You have to respect me. 1006 01:17:03,202 --> 01:17:07,665 Images of you have been circulating, naked in the street, 1007 01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:11,044 hitting people, you are now constantly with a militia, 1008 01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:14,130 smashing shop windows. Is it staged? A new character? 1009 01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:15,715 An artistic happening? 1010 01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:18,926 If I break your face, is that staged too? 1011 01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:22,013 [ominous music playing] 1012 01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:29,437 Hello, everyone. A word about recent events. 1013 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,689 It's not me, actually. 1014 01:17:31,773 --> 01:17:34,942 Let me explain. I left with my wife to live in Japan. 1015 01:17:35,026 --> 01:17:39,322 And I found a suit of armor which makes monsters appear. 1016 01:17:39,405 --> 01:17:41,824 And so I was stuck in this armor. 1017 01:17:41,908 --> 01:17:45,828 It's monsters from Japan that come and try to fuck me up. 1018 01:17:45,912 --> 01:17:49,999 And so, one evening, one of the yokai said to me, "Come." 1019 01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:54,545 "I know a tree, you tell him you want to take the armor off, and he will." 1020 01:17:54,629 --> 01:17:57,965 So I went to see the tree and I asked him to remove it. 1021 01:17:58,049 --> 01:17:59,634 Turns out it was a trap. 1022 01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:03,012 He took my negative feelings and put them in fruits. 1023 01:18:03,096 --> 01:18:06,265 The fruit looked a bit like me, and then... 1024 01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:10,311 Another yokai, who must have told the other to set a trap for me, 1025 01:18:10,395 --> 01:18:13,773 he ate the fruit and transformed into me. 1026 01:18:13,856 --> 01:18:17,485 And he's the one pretending to be Orelsama in France. 1027 01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:20,738 All this to say that it's not me. 1028 01:18:22,532 --> 01:18:23,574 I can't post this. 1029 01:18:26,911 --> 01:18:29,914 [poignant music playing] 1030 01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:55,189 Sayonara, Land of the Rising Sun. 1031 01:18:55,815 --> 01:18:57,859 Farewell, my dream life. 1032 01:18:58,985 --> 01:19:01,362 By the way, guys, I had a thought. 1033 01:19:01,446 --> 01:19:05,283 Don't you think it would be a good idea 1034 01:19:05,366 --> 01:19:06,534 to have a plan? 1035 01:19:07,702 --> 01:19:10,079 To get through customs, I'll beep a whole lot. 1036 01:19:15,585 --> 01:19:17,295 [man] Get up, Carlos Ghosn. 1037 01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:20,715 [in Japanese] Very sorry, but passengers who have not boarded properly-- 1038 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,009 You know this bundle of yen? 1039 01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:23,926 Stop. 1040 01:19:24,010 --> 01:19:26,762 [in French] Rich people have shit taste even in the sky. 1041 01:19:28,181 --> 01:19:30,683 Concretely, how do we catch Orelsama? 1042 01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:34,437 A crisis meeting? Shouldn't we watch a couple movies first? 1043 01:19:35,313 --> 01:19:37,440 What do we know about him? 1044 01:19:37,523 --> 01:19:41,694 What do we know about Orelsama? We know he's good-looking. 1045 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:43,946 -You'll only make jokes? -Sorry. 1046 01:19:44,030 --> 01:19:45,531 I mustn't stress. 1047 01:19:45,615 --> 01:19:49,827 The plan is simple. We find him, we crush him. 1048 01:19:49,911 --> 01:19:52,997 Indeed, a fairly simple plan. Two highlights, 1049 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,082 finding and crushing. 1050 01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:59,462 It must be before nightfall otherwise the yokai reappear. 1051 01:19:59,545 --> 01:20:02,381 -[woman in Japanese] Excuse me. -Thank you. 1052 01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:04,091 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 1053 01:20:05,051 --> 01:20:08,179 -[in French] Does your armor have powers? -Well, it attracts monsters. 1054 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:10,598 Other than that, no powers. 1055 01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:12,683 -Anything? -Nothing. 1056 01:20:12,767 --> 01:20:14,227 -Zero power? -[Aurélien] Zero power. 1057 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:16,854 -Nada? -It doesn't even protect me well. 1058 01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:18,773 [sighs] 1059 01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:21,859 [dramatic music playing] 1060 01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:36,082 [music fades] 1061 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:38,543 France. 1062 01:20:44,173 --> 01:20:47,552 [woman] Following controversial remarks by the singer Orelsan, or Orelsama, 1063 01:20:47,635 --> 01:20:50,429 as he now calls himself, calls for demonstrations were issued 1064 01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:51,806 against the rapper. 1065 01:20:51,889 --> 01:20:54,517 Acts of violence have recently erupted 1066 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:56,936 in several cities in France, 1067 01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:58,980 especially in Paris. 1068 01:20:59,063 --> 01:21:01,482 [Ablaye] Look, they're everywhere. 1069 01:21:01,566 --> 01:21:04,485 All over Paris. It's crazy. 1070 01:21:04,569 --> 01:21:06,112 He flipped out. 1071 01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:08,614 -[Orelsama] Guys... -He's live. 1072 01:21:09,574 --> 01:21:11,158 My ninjas... 1073 01:21:11,242 --> 01:21:13,286 I was at home, on my sofa. 1074 01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,204 -Our home! -I hated everything. 1075 01:21:15,288 --> 01:21:19,542 I thought, "Why this hatred?" I look around and say to myself, 1076 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,836 "That's an asshole's apartment!" 1077 01:21:21,919 --> 01:21:26,132 I realized that my whole life was an asshole's life. 1078 01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:30,177 And I said to myself, "Get rid of everything 1079 01:21:30,261 --> 01:21:32,763 that's busting our balls." So many little shits 1080 01:21:32,847 --> 01:21:35,808 can be easily fixed 1081 01:21:35,891 --> 01:21:37,560 but you don't get rid of them. 1082 01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:40,229 -[unsettling music playing] -[laughing] 1083 01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:48,821 There's an anti-me protest. 1084 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:51,115 [Skread] And all the Orelsama assholes. 1085 01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:52,575 Look under the seat. 1086 01:21:56,704 --> 01:22:00,499 You come with us to fight or sleep in the car? 1087 01:22:03,377 --> 01:22:05,129 Are you crazy? 1088 01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:08,215 -[crowd clamoring] -[tense music playing] 1089 01:22:12,595 --> 01:22:14,430 We'll stick to the plan. 1090 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:21,354 [man] It's OK, boss. We took everyone upstairs. 1091 01:22:24,148 --> 01:22:25,441 It's not him! 1092 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,069 [dramatic French rap music playing] 1093 01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:31,280 [all yelling and grunting] 1094 01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,745 -You got the keys? -[Nanako] You do, right? 1095 01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:23,290 Oh fuck. I forgot them in Japan. 1096 01:23:30,089 --> 01:23:32,007 Go ahead, I'll cover you! 1097 01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:35,428 [music stops] 1098 01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:36,804 -You good? -[man groans] 1099 01:23:45,521 --> 01:23:47,106 [Aurélien] What's that? 1100 01:23:48,566 --> 01:23:49,483 Anybody home? 1101 01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,194 Where the hell are we? 1102 01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:55,030 [yokai] Where are we? 1103 01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:58,033 We're at the end of your life. 1104 01:23:58,117 --> 01:24:01,120 [eerie music playing] 1105 01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:32,359 [Orelsama] ♪ For you who understand nothing ♪ 1106 01:24:33,444 --> 01:24:39,492 ♪ For you, you sweet little dumbass ♪ 1107 01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:46,540 ♪ You play the fool to please others ♪ 1108 01:24:46,624 --> 01:24:52,671 ♪ They laugh and move on ♪ 1109 01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:56,258 ♪ You played Now you're paying the price ♪ 1110 01:24:59,011 --> 01:25:01,764 ♪ They told you to stop ♪ 1111 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:04,475 ♪ You're through ♪ 1112 01:25:04,558 --> 01:25:08,187 ♪ You gave it your all ♪ 1113 01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:12,817 ♪ You're just a by-product ♪ 1114 01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:17,863 ♪ Truth is you wasted your life ♪ 1115 01:25:17,947 --> 01:25:21,826 ♪ And you run, and you run, and you run ♪ 1116 01:25:21,909 --> 01:25:24,036 ♪ And you pray not to see your fears ♪ 1117 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:27,248 ♪ Today, you're causing pain You want to stop ♪ 1118 01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:31,210 ♪ But you're game over ♪ 1119 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:36,298 ♪ You're empty inside You can no longer hide your weaknesses ♪ 1120 01:25:37,424 --> 01:25:39,677 ♪ No one will be able to save you ♪ 1121 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,179 ♪ When you're decimated By anxiety and stress ♪ 1122 01:25:55,025 --> 01:25:56,235 Well then? 1123 01:25:57,528 --> 01:26:01,782 When I see you on the floor, having your panic attack, 1124 01:26:01,866 --> 01:26:05,119 looking at your past for the last time, 1125 01:26:05,202 --> 01:26:08,289 I can't help thinking... 1126 01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:10,207 You're a piece of shit. 1127 01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:12,459 You've got everything here. 1128 01:26:13,252 --> 01:26:15,421 Everything you've ever dreamed of. 1129 01:26:16,380 --> 01:26:20,342 But you hide in another country. 1130 01:26:20,426 --> 01:26:24,889 But I get it... Well, I don't get you acting like a pussy. 1131 01:26:24,972 --> 01:26:27,474 But I get why you can't take it anymore. 1132 01:26:27,558 --> 01:26:30,686 I get why you can't stand all these people. 1133 01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:33,772 Hearing the opinion of any ordinary moron. 1134 01:26:33,856 --> 01:26:36,734 Letting strangers rot your head 1135 01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:39,862 with their opinion on what they don't know, 1136 01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:41,238 who judge, who criticize. 1137 01:26:41,322 --> 01:26:44,450 All this clickbait media and their half-truths 1138 01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:47,077 that rape your free time. 1139 01:26:47,161 --> 01:26:49,538 These 13-year-olds made with energy drinks, 1140 01:26:49,622 --> 01:26:52,917 soothed by harassment, for whom hate is entertainment. 1141 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,543 Orelsan, what about the feat? 1142 01:26:54,627 --> 01:26:58,923 How can you stand these hacks who all sound the same 1143 01:26:59,006 --> 01:27:01,592 with the same melody, the same vocabulary? 1144 01:27:01,675 --> 01:27:05,220 Out of ideas, they beg for a feat to steal your buzz. 1145 01:27:05,304 --> 01:27:06,555 I'll kill you. 1146 01:27:06,639 --> 01:27:08,265 Acting cool but being super sensitive 1147 01:27:08,349 --> 01:27:10,893 when you won't give them 16 bars because you have a life? 1148 01:27:11,602 --> 01:27:13,228 [woman] Aurélien... 1149 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:15,981 Orelsan... 1150 01:27:16,065 --> 01:27:17,524 [Orelsama] And those chicks... 1151 01:27:19,109 --> 01:27:22,863 All these chicks who screwed your adolescence, 1152 01:27:22,947 --> 01:27:24,907 how much time did they take up? 1153 01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:29,203 They taunted you, humiliated you, made you sad. 1154 01:27:30,621 --> 01:27:34,708 These hot girls who know nothing else except looking hot in pictures. 1155 01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:39,421 Who are just waiting for a moment of weakness to trap you 1156 01:27:39,505 --> 01:27:41,090 and ruin your fucking life. 1157 01:27:42,383 --> 01:27:46,220 I get why you can't stand these average fucking French people, 1158 01:27:46,303 --> 01:27:50,557 who are useless, do nothing but complain. 1159 01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:54,812 Who only shit on their colleagues, friends and families. 1160 01:27:54,895 --> 01:27:59,233 All those butchers, bakers, teachers, employees, executives, 1161 01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:00,401 whatever. 1162 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:03,612 All these fucking NPCs with their uninteresting lives, 1163 01:28:03,696 --> 01:28:06,699 their fucking outdated society that will never work. 1164 01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:09,910 With their shitty politics, asking you to pick a side 1165 01:28:09,994 --> 01:28:13,414 while the only side they give a shit about is themselves. 1166 01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:17,835 How long will you drag these dimwits who hold you back? 1167 01:28:17,918 --> 01:28:21,422 The old pals who make you feel guilty so you don't abandon them like crap. 1168 01:28:21,505 --> 01:28:24,508 When it's normal, they are crap. 1169 01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:28,220 They do nothing but drink and smoke, 1170 01:28:29,388 --> 01:28:31,348 and tell the same stories over and over. 1171 01:28:31,432 --> 01:28:34,977 They want you to relapse so you stay like them. 1172 01:28:35,060 --> 01:28:37,604 Cause they want you to stay miserable with them. 1173 01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:41,525 I get why you can't stand your ever-present family, 1174 01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:43,861 clingy, that never lets you go. 1175 01:28:43,944 --> 01:28:46,947 The brother depends on you, the sister cries all the time. 1176 01:28:47,031 --> 01:28:50,951 Mom talks about the education of an unborn child. 1177 01:28:51,035 --> 01:28:52,995 While this whore screwed her job! 1178 01:28:53,078 --> 01:28:55,831 Dad asking for autographs for a whole city 1179 01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:58,709 when he always said you were a good-for-nothing. 1180 01:28:58,792 --> 01:29:00,502 He who envies your success 1181 01:29:00,586 --> 01:29:03,297 except when it makes him look good to the bigwigs 1182 01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:06,258 of your fucking city of provincial rednecks. 1183 01:29:07,259 --> 01:29:09,011 And you ran like a coward. 1184 01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:13,390 Without the balls to flee the main cause of your stupidity? 1185 01:29:13,474 --> 01:29:17,895 She talks to you like a dumb kid, makes you write cheesy songs. 1186 01:29:17,978 --> 01:29:19,688 The murderer of your libido. 1187 01:29:20,397 --> 01:29:22,649 Yoko Ono! 1188 01:29:22,733 --> 01:29:25,986 She found the best way to get hold of you, 1189 01:29:26,070 --> 01:29:28,822 but you know the kid is a bad idea. 1190 01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:32,534 There's no room in your heart for someone other than yourself. 1191 01:29:32,618 --> 01:29:35,245 You're irresponsible, you'll let him down. 1192 01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:39,500 He'll be unhappy and grow up in a rotten world. 1193 01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:41,543 A privileged little boy, 1194 01:29:41,627 --> 01:29:44,421 ungrateful, selfish. A son of a bitch. 1195 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:48,383 A little son of a bitch! 1196 01:29:48,467 --> 01:29:50,844 [intense music playing] 1197 01:29:59,436 --> 01:30:01,939 I get why you fled what you've become, 1198 01:30:02,022 --> 01:30:05,400 a spineless victim, afraid of how others see him. 1199 01:30:05,484 --> 01:30:07,903 A softie looking for a dull life. 1200 01:30:08,695 --> 01:30:12,491 You ran away from your problems, but you knew they'd be back. 1201 01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:16,745 You knew that problems come back stronger and more numerous. 1202 01:30:16,829 --> 01:30:18,622 And they end up killing you. 1203 01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:21,375 Now, you'll die! 1204 01:30:22,126 --> 01:30:24,336 The only thing I don't get, 1205 01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:27,339 is why run away when you can destroy? 1206 01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:36,306 [Nanako yells] 1207 01:30:39,101 --> 01:30:40,644 You're not listening. 1208 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,355 Now you're a vegetable. 1209 01:30:45,149 --> 01:30:48,026 My zucchini, we'll move on to the rest of the evening. 1210 01:30:49,987 --> 01:30:51,822 When our problems go up in smoke. 1211 01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:58,912 You'll see, it's not complicated to solve your issues. 1212 01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:01,748 Here is your feat. 1213 01:31:02,875 --> 01:31:05,502 You were hotshit, now you'll burn. 1214 01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:11,925 This is for your articles and videos and your crappy podcasts. 1215 01:31:13,844 --> 01:31:17,389 The old pals we don't want to see anymore. 1216 01:31:17,472 --> 01:31:19,516 One for the road, guys. 1217 01:31:19,766 --> 01:31:22,394 Strange, usually, you like booze. 1218 01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:24,229 To the left. 1219 01:31:24,313 --> 01:31:26,356 To the right. 1220 01:31:26,440 --> 01:31:28,066 The mayor of Pont-l'Évêque. 1221 01:31:28,150 --> 01:31:30,152 [tense music playing] 1222 01:31:32,362 --> 01:31:34,781 So... [laughs] 1223 01:31:34,865 --> 01:31:38,452 There will be no new album, your boy is burnt-out. 1224 01:31:43,207 --> 01:31:46,376 A little bit for dad, a little bit for mom. 1225 01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:47,961 The brother. 1226 01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:52,925 Let's water the plants. And water the whores. 1227 01:31:53,008 --> 01:31:55,552 How does it feel to get lit up, girls? 1228 01:31:55,636 --> 01:31:57,596 Aurélien, wake up. 1229 01:31:58,764 --> 01:32:01,183 -I know you can hear me. -[poignant music playing] 1230 01:32:01,266 --> 01:32:04,561 Listen to me, not him. Don't let him get inside your head. 1231 01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:08,232 Fight, you can do it. I know you can. 1232 01:32:08,315 --> 01:32:10,817 Think of something positive. 1233 01:32:10,901 --> 01:32:13,445 Think of something you like, something cool. 1234 01:32:13,528 --> 01:32:16,490 I know you can do it. We all trust you. 1235 01:32:16,573 --> 01:32:20,244 Think of a nice memory, think of us. 1236 01:32:21,245 --> 01:32:22,663 Something good. 1237 01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:24,831 Think of your big cat. 1238 01:32:25,707 --> 01:32:28,502 Think of what Takeda said. 1239 01:32:28,585 --> 01:32:30,545 [Kyoko in English] Yokai are usually a sign 1240 01:32:30,629 --> 01:32:32,965 that there is something to be afraid of. 1241 01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:38,345 Turn the scary part of the yokai into something positive. 1242 01:32:44,393 --> 01:32:46,395 [music turns dramatic] 1243 01:33:12,462 --> 01:33:15,007 -[Aurélien in French] Oxytocin? -[Nanako] It's the love hormone. 1244 01:33:15,424 --> 01:33:17,342 It's a relaxing hormone, 1245 01:33:17,426 --> 01:33:20,929 it reduces stress and builds trust. 1246 01:33:21,513 --> 01:33:23,223 [Aurélien] Brains are crazy. 1247 01:33:23,974 --> 01:33:28,312 [Kyoko in English] And at that moment, she didn't see them as monsters anymore. 1248 01:33:28,395 --> 01:33:30,397 [music turns enchanting] 1249 01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:46,788 [music turns dramatic] 1250 01:33:51,710 --> 01:33:53,295 [Aurélien in French] Wow. 1251 01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:56,381 -You look like my first scooter. -[giggles] 1252 01:33:56,798 --> 01:33:57,924 Are you kidding me? 1253 01:33:58,008 --> 01:34:00,010 [music fades] 1254 01:34:04,056 --> 01:34:06,183 [intense music playing] 1255 01:34:46,807 --> 01:34:48,809 [music fades] 1256 01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:50,602 You OK? 1257 01:34:53,897 --> 01:34:56,650 Now it's time to separate the whites from the yolks. 1258 01:34:58,193 --> 01:35:00,320 [Aurélien and Nanako grunt] 1259 01:35:00,404 --> 01:35:02,322 [family whimpering] 1260 01:35:02,406 --> 01:35:03,990 -[Aurélien] You OK? -Yes. 1261 01:35:07,994 --> 01:35:11,081 -I have to manage on my own this time. -[Nanako in English] Okay. 1262 01:35:12,290 --> 01:35:14,084 [in French] You can do it. 1263 01:35:14,835 --> 01:35:16,086 At least, I think so. 1264 01:35:16,169 --> 01:35:18,922 [Orelsama] I'm going to take care of you, the old-fashioned way. 1265 01:35:19,005 --> 01:35:20,424 Come on, Mr. San. 1266 01:35:22,843 --> 01:35:24,970 Let's see what you've got without your bitch. 1267 01:35:25,804 --> 01:35:28,974 [intense music playing] 1268 01:36:26,072 --> 01:36:27,449 Well, it's goodbye. 1269 01:36:27,532 --> 01:36:29,576 [family whimpering] 1270 01:36:29,659 --> 01:36:31,244 [Orelsama] Let's make marshmallows. 1271 01:36:34,915 --> 01:36:36,625 You're the marshmallows. 1272 01:36:36,708 --> 01:36:38,668 [tense music playing] 1273 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:48,094 Are you stupid? You'll burn with us. 1274 01:36:48,178 --> 01:36:50,764 [laughs] I'm a fucking yokai. 1275 01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:52,516 That's right... 1276 01:36:52,599 --> 01:36:53,934 You're a fucking yokai. 1277 01:36:55,018 --> 01:36:58,688 [Nanako] Your projection failed because "sutemi" means sacrifice. 1278 01:36:58,772 --> 01:37:00,941 You have to be willing to sacrifice. 1279 01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:23,838 He has surpassed Shiraga. We may grant him freedom. 1280 01:37:23,922 --> 01:37:27,259 One more trial still remains. 1281 01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:29,427 [mystical music playing] 1282 01:37:33,348 --> 01:37:35,350 [music turns dramatic] 1283 01:38:02,627 --> 01:38:04,296 [music fades] 1284 01:38:14,556 --> 01:38:16,349 [both groaning] 1285 01:38:16,433 --> 01:38:18,435 [ominous music playing] 1286 01:38:22,105 --> 01:38:23,898 [coughing] 1287 01:38:43,793 --> 01:38:45,920 You sucked with the armor, but without... 1288 01:38:54,054 --> 01:38:55,639 You're a piece of shit. 1289 01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:57,724 [music turns dramatic] 1290 01:39:00,852 --> 01:39:02,145 I know you. 1291 01:39:02,228 --> 01:39:03,104 Yeah? 1292 01:39:03,897 --> 01:39:06,232 You're the negative voice in my head-- 1293 01:39:06,316 --> 01:39:08,443 [grunting] 1294 01:39:09,986 --> 01:39:11,571 I know how to make you disappear. 1295 01:39:16,576 --> 01:39:18,203 You'll die before. 1296 01:39:33,009 --> 01:39:34,511 You don't listen anymore? 1297 01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:55,407 That's all, it's over. 1298 01:39:56,282 --> 01:39:57,784 Your kid'll grow up without you. 1299 01:39:59,786 --> 01:40:02,497 It's for the best, you couldn't raise him. 1300 01:40:02,580 --> 01:40:04,582 [tender music playing] 1301 01:40:18,138 --> 01:40:19,472 I'll never listen to you again. 1302 01:40:20,682 --> 01:40:21,683 You're no longer me. 1303 01:40:38,450 --> 01:40:39,451 Dumbass. 1304 01:40:42,328 --> 01:40:44,330 [dramatic music playing] 1305 01:41:03,516 --> 01:41:06,519 -[music fades] -[sirens wailing distantly] 1306 01:41:17,822 --> 01:41:19,324 [Nanako] It's fine, you're alive. 1307 01:41:19,407 --> 01:41:22,410 [hopeful music playing] 1308 01:41:28,708 --> 01:41:30,376 [Aurélien] I was afraid. 1309 01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:31,961 I'm fine. 1310 01:41:32,921 --> 01:41:33,838 I'm fine. 1311 01:41:33,922 --> 01:41:36,424 -I thought I'd never see you again. -You did it. 1312 01:41:36,508 --> 01:41:38,426 -It hurts. I love you. -[poignant French rap music playing] 1313 01:41:38,510 --> 01:41:41,012 ♪ Looking at my anguish in its eyes Without the goggles of fear ♪ 1314 01:41:41,221 --> 01:41:42,680 ♪ Without thinking everyone's mad at me ♪ 1315 01:41:42,889 --> 01:41:45,517 ♪ I realized that habit Makes precious things mundane ♪ 1316 01:41:45,725 --> 01:41:48,394 ♪ That some things never change But in the end, maybe it's for the best ♪ 1317 01:41:48,603 --> 01:41:51,105 ♪ If I can't change things I can change the way I see them ♪ 1318 01:41:51,314 --> 01:41:54,192 ♪ If I can't change others I can change their influence on me ♪ 1319 01:41:55,109 --> 01:41:57,070 ♪ There's always something to reproach ♪ 1320 01:41:57,278 --> 01:42:00,490 ♪ The flaws of those who are close seem bigger because they're close ♪ 1321 01:42:00,698 --> 01:42:02,617 ♪ Looking at my problems From another angle ♪ 1322 01:42:02,826 --> 01:42:04,536 ♪ I saw that if I hate the ones I love ♪ 1323 01:42:04,744 --> 01:42:05,787 ♪ It's because they're here ♪ 1324 01:42:05,995 --> 01:42:08,373 ♪ One day you feel suffocated By blood ties ♪ 1325 01:42:08,581 --> 01:42:10,041 ♪ One day you hold them ♪ 1326 01:42:10,250 --> 01:42:11,960 ♪ Because they'll be there all the time ♪ 1327 01:42:12,168 --> 01:42:14,170 ♪ If the past never really fades ♪ 1328 01:42:14,379 --> 01:42:16,923 ♪ It's so the good memories Remain eternally ♪ 1329 01:42:17,131 --> 01:42:19,342 ♪ A toxic past can always resurface ♪ 1330 01:42:19,551 --> 01:42:22,887 ♪ It's a reminder to tell you: "Never forget how to get out of it" ♪ 1331 01:42:23,096 --> 01:42:25,390 ♪ Don't forget, I can forgive you Even if I don't forget ♪ 1332 01:42:25,598 --> 01:42:28,142 ♪ You can change where you go You'll never change where you start ♪ 1333 01:42:28,351 --> 01:42:30,937 ♪ It's cool to want to live free In the middle of nowhere ♪ 1334 01:42:31,145 --> 01:42:34,399 ♪ Until you call for help And no one can hear or see you ♪ 1335 01:42:34,607 --> 01:42:36,192 ♪ Looking at my anguish one last time ♪ 1336 01:42:36,401 --> 01:42:37,861 ♪ I've seen millions of voices Do anything ♪ 1337 01:42:38,069 --> 01:42:39,195 ♪ To take a piece of me ♪ 1338 01:42:39,404 --> 01:42:42,198 ♪ They all want to get into our skulls Try to hack it ♪ 1339 01:42:42,407 --> 01:42:45,451 ♪ Media is Medusa To destroy them, don't look at them ♪ 1340 01:42:45,660 --> 01:42:48,121 ♪ Now I know I'm human And that I might crack ♪ 1341 01:42:48,329 --> 01:42:51,207 ♪ But I also know that I have Much more to lose than to gain ♪ 1342 01:42:51,416 --> 01:42:53,918 ♪ You can't choose to be an artist But you choose to be paid ♪ 1343 01:42:54,127 --> 01:42:56,880 ♪ There'll always be lame colleagues Whatever your profession ♪ 1344 01:42:57,088 --> 01:42:59,215 ♪ Looking at my worries In a different light ♪ 1345 01:42:59,465 --> 01:43:02,218 ♪ I've finally realized that arguments Are part of love ♪ 1346 01:43:02,427 --> 01:43:05,138 ♪ Trying to dodge them Is dodging the other ♪ 1347 01:43:05,346 --> 01:43:08,224 ♪ And considering my stats I have to think that it's my fault ♪ 1348 01:43:08,433 --> 01:43:11,394 ♪ I'm going to have A big responsibility soon, it scares me ♪ 1349 01:43:11,603 --> 01:43:13,688 ♪ I know I don't feel ready Because it's true ♪ 1350 01:43:13,897 --> 01:43:15,899 ♪ That's the beauty of parenthood ♪ 1351 01:43:16,107 --> 01:43:18,735 ♪ Teaching is learning The future means moving forward ♪ 1352 01:43:18,943 --> 01:43:22,071 ♪ Now I know when the future comes I won't listen to the little voice ♪ 1353 01:43:22,280 --> 01:43:25,074 ♪ My only goal is to put A smile on her face ♪ 1354 01:43:25,283 --> 01:43:27,827 ♪ It's not easy every day But that's how you grow up ♪ 1355 01:43:28,036 --> 01:43:30,413 ♪ Otherwise, it's dull and I'd have to face the yokai of boredom ♪ 1356 01:43:39,964 --> 01:43:41,090 I feel so light. 1357 01:43:45,553 --> 01:43:47,889 -I'm going to sleep for ten days again. -[chuckles] 1358 01:43:47,972 --> 01:43:49,974 [song fades] 1359 01:43:52,894 --> 01:43:54,187 I don't think so. 1360 01:43:56,105 --> 01:43:57,565 My waters are breaking. 1361 01:43:59,776 --> 01:44:00,735 Oh fuck. 1362 01:44:01,444 --> 01:44:02,654 We didn't make the playlist. 1363 01:44:03,780 --> 01:44:06,783 [dramatic French rap music playing] 1364 01:47:19,225 --> 01:47:20,601 [stereo clicks] 1365 01:47:20,685 --> 01:47:23,688 [upbeat Japanese pop music playing] 1366 01:51:23,803 --> 01:51:25,805 [song fades] 1367 01:51:27,306 --> 01:51:30,309 [whimsical music playing] 1368 01:52:53,184 --> 01:52:56,187 [pensive music playing] 1369 01:54:49,049 --> 01:54:52,052 [dramatic music playing]